Spiffytown

Writing my own biography seems a little masturbatory. Sometimes it’s fun, so here goes. I’mma try it in the 100 things format.

1. I’m a guy
2. I was born just before the ’70s
3. I love my girlfriend. A lot.
4. I’m gonna marry her.
5. She asked me to, and I said yes.
6. That was before we ever met in person.
7. I clean when I’m stressed
8. I also surf the internet when stressed
9. But not only then
10. I have regrets
11. but don’t dwell on them often
12. The glass is full
13. and I’m thirsty
14. Cooking is one of my favorite things
15. Flying airplanes is too
16. Cooking is cheaper
17. I wish I was 30 pounds lighter
18. but not badly enough to make it so
19. I’m a dork, geek, AND nerd
20. None of them severely enough to merit special parking spaces
21. I vote
22. I probably vote differently than you
23. We can still be friends
24. I’m not afraid of political debates
25. But I don’t often start them
26. I’m an Olympic-level procrastinator
27. The training’s pretty rigorous
28. Which is why I put it off
29. I used to want to be an architect
30. Went to school for it
31. Worked for one
32. Decided I’d rather build things
33. Still spent 1/3 of my career drawing things to pay the bills
34. 66 to go…