Tonight I invented a new drink. I dunno what to call it, now taking all suggestions.

Toss in 1 cup vodka, 1 cup pulpy orange juice, 1/2 can of pineapple chunks with juice, a buncha ice cubes, and a splash of sour mix into a blender. Grind until it’s a smoothie.

Oh it’s sooooo good. And it’ll last you all night, or all weekend, to share. Depending on your capacity.


I got wheezy shoes. Today and yesterday, every time I step on my left foot, it wheezes like an asthmatic on a lung blower for half a minute. Then, when I lift my foot, it wheezes in.

Is it age that explains that it took me half a day to figure out the cause of the noise? Maybe half deefness?

I dunno. It’s pizza night, and I’m eatin’ some.